There was a Young Lady of Hull,
Who was chased by a virulent…

There was a Young Lady of Portugal,
Whose ideas were…

There was a Young Lady of Ryde,
Whose shoe-…

There was a Young Lady of Troy,
Whom several large flies did…

There was a Young Lady of Wales,
Who caught a large Fish…

There was a Young Lady whose chin
Resembled the point of a…

There was a Young Person of Smyrna,
Whose Grandmother…

There was an Old Lady of Chertsey,
Who made a remarkable…

There was an Old Man in a pew,
Whose waistcoat was spotted…

There was an Old Man of Apulia,
Whose conduct was very…

There was an Old Man of Columbia,
Who was thirsty, and…

There was an Old Man of Kamschatka,
Who possessed a…

There was an Old Man of Leghorn,
The smallest that ever was…

There was an Old Man of Marseilles,
Whose daughters wore…

There was an Old Man of the Cape,
Who possessed a large…

There was an Old Man of the East,
Who gave all his children…

There was an Old Man of the West,
Who never could get any…

There was an Old Man of the Wrekin,
Whose shoes made a…

There was an Old Man of Whitehaven,
Who danced a quadrille…

There was an Old Man on some rocks,
Who shut his Wife up in…

There was an Old Man who said, "Hush!
I perceive a young…

There was an Old Man with a beard,
Who said, "It is just as…

There was an Old Man with a flute,—
A "sarpint" ran into his…

There was an Old Man with a nose,
Who said, "…

There was an Old Person of Bangor,
Whose face was distorted…

There was an Old Person of Buda,
Whose conduct grew ruder…

There was an Old Person of Cadiz,
Who was always polite to…

There was an Old Person of Chester,
Whom several small…

There was an Old Person of Dover,
Who rushed through a field…

There was an Old Person of Ems
Who casually fell in the…

There was an Old Person of Hurst,
Who drank when he was not…

There was an Old Person of Leeds,
Whose head was infested…

There was an Old Person of Tartary,
Who divided his jugular…